Friday, June 22, 2007

Point big brother over there maybe?

The new happiest place on earth.

Dick Cheney's mind.

Oh wait, no that's just the nauseating backwash.

Gotta love those cheap thrills.

So Cheney's in the news this week for being something I'd like to use a more derogatory word for than well, a hypocrite.

A big foul deceitful hypocrite....but a hypocrite.

Later on in the week he's been noted for being secretive.

Illusive, even.

But still mostly just a lying, evasive, foul (yes often foul) and disruptive old fart.

Disruptive?

Why?

Because I find it irritating to consistently spout "Now what?" whenever something else runs badly (or foul) in the white house. There's no shock value left, just disgust. NOW what? I want to be completely shocked by what goes on, instead I'm just left feeling interrupted.

Of course not just that, but first of all the news channels have become more and more pornographic. Whose interest are you trying to pique?? Just say what's going on. Don't try to grab some one's ears. It would be fantastic if more people on the news said what they're actual opinion was. But there is the truth that you can't. They can't. Get fired, make enemies, start a problem...Or a dozen.

So we're left with artful nodding, slight eyebrow raising, nervous chuckle, and sympathetic noise.

Now back to you.

I don't want Dick Cheney or his office to have any secrecy. Any privacy. Now of course that wouldn't work. But I loathe these people. I have no ability to trust whatever his office does...Or says. Does anyone really? Cheney could dish out his entire life story "...it was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in..." and so forth.

He could be completely truthful, I wouldn't trust him for a second.

Nor, do we really have any reason to.

And Bush is just an empty despicable vessel who also happens to be a sadistic bastard.

We have all of this hideous reality television, let's just destroy every show that's on the networks and replace it with hidden cameras and recordings depicting EVERYTHING that goes on it the white house.

Then they'll be DVD sales with outtakes and bloopers...and no more f**king privacy for the Bush Administration.

And we wouldn't tell them we were taping them.

Okay, it's tapping. And no it wouldn't work.

BUT!

It would save the news channels from having to feel "ear catching".

And more people would pay attention if it were in the "reality show" mold.

Haha, now would that make the country a little less foul or a little more foul.

Linus if you're still out there waiting for the Great Pumpkin, I'll come out and sit with you and wait for November 2008.

I wonder who's going to be waiting longer?

Have a great weekend all!

9 Comments:

Blogger Jamie said...

What I hate almost as much as the non coverage by the networks is the total feeling of helplessness. The people who are supposed to screeching bloody murder are as silent as the graves that these two criminals have filled.

23 June, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Birdie, Its me Sheila. I don't have an account any more. So I am Annonymous.
I second Jamie and I raise you MY Ire. Until this last week I could have never imagined the "Fourth Body within the Us Governemnt. Lets name them....The Legislative Branch, the Executive Branch, the Judicial Branch and.....what to call it, what to call it...the VP Branch?....you figure it out. We are in danger.

23 June, 2007  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

It's time to throw a net over the bastards before they do any more damage.

I think even Linus gave up and went home. He got word the Great Pumpkin has been caught and sent to Gitmo. Seems someone thought if GP wasn't arrested he would follow Linus home.

Nothing makes sense any more.

27 June, 2007  
Anonymous EdVB said...

VanillaB,

I'm trying to get word to someone that I may not make the Columbus Circle meeting this Saturday with Blue-in-Dallas. A friend's 36 year-old son passed away, and if I can get word from someone that they are DEFINITELY going to meet with Blue, then I think I should beg off, and go to the funeral.

You and Brian-in-NYC are the only names I have, and I know Blue isn't likely to see a computer until returning home.

If you get a chance to respond to me I'm jojovanb27 at hotmail dot com

Thank you,
EdVB

29 June, 2007  
Blogger Jamie said...

In the midst of all this downer insanity have some truly fun insanity with Blue and Brian. Give 9/11 a hug for me.

29 June, 2007  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

Ahhh, so on craig crawfords blog there you are - in a photo...very exciting- so nice to bloggers meetin' and greetin'....it was just a nice suprise...Hope it was good meetup...

01 July, 2007  
Blogger Rob said...

It is sad that I expected this and then it happened. National politics shouldn't be like that but I guess it is.

02 July, 2007  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

Same goes for Scooter's unconscionable pardon.

I'm sick. I really feel it right now.

Hang in there. I think it'll still get worse before it gets better but it will get better.

Eventually...

04 July, 2007  
Blogger Dexter said...

Great Beatles song! I am playing it right now! DEXTER

03 August, 2007  

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